He ʻelemakule a momona ka lede, ʻo kona ʻuʻu pū kekahi. Akā, no kēlā mau mea a pau, makemake wau e hoʻolimalima manawa me ia, he nani loa ʻo ia. ʻO wau iho, ʻaʻole wau e hele i lalo i kāna mau ʻū. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻopaʻa liʻiliʻi iā ia i ka waha ma ka hope a me ka ʻai like. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ke hana ka wahine iā ʻoe me kona mau lehelehe no kekahi mau minuke ma hope o kou ʻai ʻana. ʻO ka leʻaleʻa e puka wale mai kou mau maka!
ʻAʻole hana ʻo Pāpā i kekahi mea like me kēia kaikamahine, akā noho kaʻawale kēia ʻīlio ma kona ʻūhā. A i ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ka selfies, ua paʻakikī maoli ke kanaka. ʻO wai ka mea e kūʻē i ka wā e hāʻawi ai lākou e hoʻopā i kona umauma? A laila nalo wale kona poʻo. Akā ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia iā ia e like me ke kanaka makua - i loko o ka asshole. No nā kāne ʻōpio ka ʻū, a ʻo ka ʻāʻī no nā kāne e ʻū i kā lākou ʻiʻo i loko a hoʻopaʻa i nā hoki. Leʻaleʻa nui ka ʻu i loko o ka ʻāʻī o ka moa.)