Loaʻa i ke kanaka kahi kī nui, momona, ʻāwili. A pehea lā ʻo ia i hoʻokuʻu ai i ka waha o ka lede? Hiki iaʻu ke haʻi aku iā ʻoe, he piquant ka lede, he palahalaha ma ka ʻaoʻao o luna o ke kino, a me ka ulu a poʻe ma lalo o ka pūhaka. ʻO ke kūkulu nani a ʻoluʻolu i ka maka o ke kāne. Manaʻo wau ua hiki ke kiʻi ʻia kēlā wahine maikaʻi i nā ʻano hoihoi, a no laila ʻaneʻane ʻaʻole mākou i ʻike i kekahi mea hoihoi!
ʻO nā hoaaloha wale nō i moe wahine a laila ua hoʻopau ke kanaka buzzkill i nā raspberry āpau a hōʻike mai. He pōʻino ka hopu ʻana i nā kaikamahine i ka manawa hoihoi loa, hiki mai. ʻOiai ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe ua hoʻoponopono ke kanaka iā ia iho i mua o ka maka o kekahi a hoʻomau ka wahine, a no ka mea i haʻalele, ua noho ʻo ia he buzzkill. He pana maikaʻi ʻo ia, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua hāʻawi ʻo ia i ka ikaika me kāna sperm kokoke i kona maka i waiho ʻia ʻo ia me ka maka ʻole.
He kāne a he wahine, hapalua manamana lima!