Aloha kekahi moa ke palu ʻia kāna ʻiʻo. A ua loaʻa i kēia ʻulaʻula i kahi ʻōlelo leʻaleʻa mai kona kaikunāne. ʻO ka mea maʻamau, no ia mau lawelawe pono ʻo ia e uku i ke kumukūʻai piha - e lawe i loko o kona waha a waiho ʻo ia i kāna ʻāʻī e kau i kāna dick. ʻIke wale au ua hauʻoli ʻo ia. A no ka manaʻo e like me ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻana a me ka ʻāʻī ʻana i ka ʻike ʻana i kona ʻōpū a me kona ʻū ma kona mau lehelehe - ʻoliʻoli wale ʻo ia.
ʻO kēia kanakaʻeleʻeleʻaʻoleʻo ia wale nō ka lanakila ma ke apo, akā, he lanakila hoʻi ma ka loteri genetic. Ke hoʻohālikelike ʻia me ia, ʻano haʻalulu ke kanaka keʻokeʻo, ʻaʻohe ʻiʻo a ʻaʻohe kuʻi. ʻAʻole he mea kupanaha ua hoʻohana ka brunette i ka manawa i waho o kāna keikikāne a hoʻokō piha iā ia iho i kahi moa ʻeleʻele a me kahi lanakila ola ʻeleʻele.
I ka wā i kukuli ai ka blonde e ʻoluʻolu i ka bartender - he mea hoʻowalewale loa! He ʻili ʻeleʻele, ʻeleʻele kona ʻano nani me kona kala lauoho. Nui ka poʻe makemake e noho i loko o nā kāmaʻa o kēia kāne a moe pū me kahi pēpē e like me ia!